Friday, July 31, 2009

Fembots...The Perfect Woman?

By S-Dot for The S-Dot Files

Are you still searching for the elusive "The One"? Join the club. LOL I thought this was a sad usage of technology + sex = sexology. A Fembot, which is a feminized robot (gynoid) that provides "assistance" to male in search of sex without the hassle of an actual relationship.

Now, you too can objectify women in a whole new Stepford Wives 2.0 way. That's right get your Fembot, you poor, lonely bastard!!!

( ( ( sDOTtv ) ) ) now playing Fembots “The Perfect Woman?”

Fembots give a whole new meaning to the term: Man in the machine (lol).

Thursday, July 23, 2009

What Not To Do In An Interview

By S-Dot for The S-Dot Files

( ( ( sDOTtv ) ) ) now playing Karrine Steffans “The Vixen Manual”

This is clearly an example of poor media coaching. Every author should know that teleprompter readers usually don’t have the time to read their books cover-to-cover and should not go postal because of that. Focus! This is an interview to promote your book, not be “offended” because someone doesn’t read your book.

Karrine needs a PR Manual because she’s an interviewer’s nightmare with that brattitude. Grow up, this is the publishing game – stop pushing your “complete guide and manual” without thinking that you’ll be asked about the actual content. If your book is packaged in a way that prevents it from being properly scrutinized by viewers who are your intended readership, it’s the interviewer’s job to delve into the content. Duh!

And lastly, NEVER tell an interviewer they aren’t “asking intelligent questions” or you can expect your book to be a dud. And you’ll end up being characterized as, “a rump shaker in a bunch of videos.” Ouch!

Until next on your interviewing techniques peops.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Is that Cheechos in those Jeans?

By S-Dot for The S-Dot Files

Have you ever noticed that unsightly gathering of blubber that is rising above the waistlines of people's jeans? Well, that's called cheechos, and it's getting out of control. If you have that 'muffin top' of flab, it's time to go to the gym.

RULE OF TUM: If your belly protrudes as much as your booty, you need to workout and reconsider that outfit.

This fashion advisory has been brought to you by The S-Dot Files - govern yourselves accordingly.

Friday, July 3, 2009

The Tribute to the King

This video montage set to "Who's Loving You" is a brillant time capsule of the incomparable legend of the man that broke the barriers of sound in music - Michael Jackson.

( ( ( sDOTtv ) ) ) now playing Michael Jackson Tribute

1958 - 2009 (Gone too soon) Farewell brother Michael Joseph Jackson

You are going to die. It doesn’t matter if the world knows your name; you’re still going to die. People can walk around with your image emblazoned on t-shirts and memorabilia; you’re still going to die. You can have a roomful of awards and expressions of recognition; you’re still going to die.

Just ask Michael Jackson.

- Excerpt from the forthcoming still untitled book on RTK Communications (stay tuned...)