By S-Dot for The S-Dot Files
Have you ever noticed that unsightly gathering of blubber that is rising above the waistlines of people's jeans? Well, that's called cheechos, and it's getting out of control. If you have that 'muffin top' of flab, it's time to go to the gym.
RULE OF TUM: If your belly protrudes as much as your booty, you need to workout and reconsider that outfit.
This fashion advisory has been brought to you by The S-Dot Files - govern yourselves accordingly.